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Post  Mesos :D on Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:03 pm

This is the story thread!

as a forum, we're gonna make a story by posting one sentence at a time
no double posts allowed, and try to keep this story as long as possible.
I'll start:

Once upon a time, Bob found a wallet with a strange round object in it.
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Post  Connor Frid on Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:10 pm

Like the good citizen he was, bob looked for any ID in the wallet, to that he could return it to it's owner, but could not find any.
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Post  Mesos :D on Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:44 pm

So he decided to go to the police station in case if anyone was looking for it.
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Post  Connor Frid on Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:45 pm

But when he got there the police mistook him for someone else and arrested him.
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Post  Randomperson123 on Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:55 pm

Bob was unhappy that he got arrested and decided to shoot a police officer.

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Post  Connor Frid on Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:57 pm

He couldn't, though, because he didn't have a gun.
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Post  Botel on Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:31 pm

So he used a tooth pick and a rubberband.
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Post  Connor Frid on Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:46 am

The toothpick hit a police officer in the eye and severed his brain pipe, killing him and enraging the other officers to the point of killing bob.
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Post  Botel on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:28 am

Bob was a lucky man though, the round object in the wallet granted him 80% resistance to police officers so he defeated them and then went on the run.
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Post  Connor Frid on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:25 pm

Unfortunately, a bear(?) ate him and the round object, which turned it into a super police officer destroyer bear, that also killed all the police officers chasing bob.
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Post  Mesos :D on Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:31 pm

But the ball had other powers that made the dead police officers turn into zombies!
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Post  Randomperson123 on Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:44 pm

Then Bob jumped out of the bear's stomach after killing the bear from the inside.

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Post  Connor Frid on Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:25 pm

He then died from over exposure to deadly deadly acid.
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Post  Mesos :D on Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:19 pm

but the magical ball turned him into a zombie.
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Post  Me101 on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:50 pm

And then he yelled in a tremendous voice "RAWR!", and
, it is assumed, he hypothetically scared the hypothetical complete crap (literally) out of hypothetical kittens hypothetically dwelling in the hypothetical neighbourhood, while hypothetically simultaneously displeasing all hypothetical cat owners in the above mentioned hypothetical neighbourhood, if there were hypothetically people living in the hypothetical neighbourhood, which is hypothetically full of hypothetical kittens. The hypothetical kittens would hypothetically wear cool mittens, as they do rhyme with "kittens" and seems to be a almost obsessive hobby in most cults/pet owner societies (making hypothetical kittens wear hypothetically cool mittens), and it can also be hypothetically assumed that pet owners could be cultists, cultists could own pets, that there is a cult of pet owners, or that all pet owner societies are cults getting buzzed on hypothetical kittens wearing hypothetically cool mittens, thus hypothetically eliminating a few or several hypothetical factors in the hypothetical kittens wearing hypothetically cool mittens, unless, hypothetically, there are some that enjoy making hypothetical kittens wear hypothetically cute mittens. Back to the hypothetical point, which has been assumed to be forgotten. It is also assumed that I refuse to read my post again, so the point will be re-founded by the stupid reader that actually read this entire post, but hypothetically, most poeople will actually hypothetically skim over the stricken out words, thus hypothetically missing the entire joke, which hypothetically, isn't that funny. However, if I can remember the point, I hypothetically should be writing: "All aside, we can safely assume, in a totally hypothetical setting, that he
scared some kittens."
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:43 pm

ten the kittens lol'd serious'd
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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:45 pm

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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:24 pm

then the kittens became cute zombie kittens cuz of teh magic marble.
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:27 pm

and then they be like "We are kittehs."
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:33 pm

bob now takes the wallet out again cuz he's magically not a zombie anymore
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Post  Randomperson123 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:54 pm

Then the kittens ate his wallet for lunch

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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:55 pm

but Bob realized its still morning.
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:07 pm

So he made an amendment to the story and decided to say that the kittehs ate the wallet as some form of meal or another that transpires in the morning.
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