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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:10 pm

There was once this kid named Sam.
Every birthday, his father would ask him what he wanted for his birthday.
He would tell his dad that he wanted a tennis ball.
The ball was never to be seen after it was given to him.
Every year, the same thing happens, but Sam requests a larger amount of tennis balls.
But like every year, the tennis balls would never be seen after they were given to him.

When Sam was older, he developed cancer, and was going to die.
It was also his birthday.
So his father asked him what he wanted for his birthday.
Sam said he wanted a tennis ball.
His father asked him what he had done with all the tennis balls that he had gotten.
Sam replied that if he gets this one last tennis ball, he will show his father what he did with them.
His father went to the store, and bought a tennis ball.
His father gave him the tennis ball.





























Then Sam died.


TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:12 pm

SPOILER ALERTS:
Spoiler:
Sam jumps up and shoves the tennis ball down his fathers throat.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:51 pm

read this story its amazing
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:52 pm

It made me cry. The emotion and the drama was so wonderfully portrayed in the story, that I would have to be stupid to miss it. Which I did.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:53 pm

i know, it was so dramatic.
on the verge of tears there too
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:54 pm

I think he made a hamburger with them. A really, really big one.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:55 pm

Spoiler:
its not a hamburger
its something bigger.
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:57 pm

Monkey?
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:58 pm

with a taco
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:00 pm

In a flying cage?
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Post  Frost on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:05 pm

Wiiiiith a buuunch of tennis balls behind him, lol
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:06 pm

NO!!!
The monkey, the taco, and the giant flying cage are made out of tennis balls, newbcake.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:24 pm

true dat
dude get with the program.
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:29 pm

Another great story.

There once was a man named Jerry.
He was walking down to Liverpool one day when he decided to stop for a break.
He decided that he would eat lunch at noon, instead of one in the afternoon,
He went golfing instead of footballing,
And he ate a house-sandwich instead of spaghetti.
Based on what he did, would he have visited his friend Harold, Gerard, Mary, Joseph, Hannah, Ruby, Sam, or Cory?
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:31 pm

none of them,
the monkey with the taco ate him
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:32 pm

That's soooo mean of the monkey with the taco...
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:36 pm

i know right?

but Jerry had a spoon
he just didn't know how to use it correctly
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:37 pm

Well then, I guess it's just Jerry's fault now, isn't it.
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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:37 pm

He visited Butler, because Butler is cool.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:38 pm

im guessing that jerry visited carlos

(carlos is the name of the monkey)
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:40 pm

XD Gerard Butler is actually very attractive, if you want a typical asian male teenage view on it.
And the answer is neither, even though Gerard is a celebrity.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:42 pm

who is gerard butler?
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:44 pm

An actor. If I was gay, he would be in my sexual fantasies. I would blatantly call him "Hot" tell you he is a very good looking man.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:46 pm

umm...
cool beans.
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:46 pm

Indeed.
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