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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:14 pm

If you're looking for a laugh then you are in the wrong website.

POST your funniest jokes here.
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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:15 pm

There are two muffins in a muffin
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Post  Frost on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:08 pm

if there are two muffins in a muffin wouldnt it keep going on forever? ie, Muffin is made of two muffins which are made of 2 muffins each which are each made of 2 muffins ? Razz
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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:12 pm

You just don't understand the joke. Also, you should sign up for game 3 if you haven't.
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:23 pm

There were two muffins in a nuthouse. One muffin asks, "Why are you here?", to which the other muffin replies, "I'm a little nutty inside." The first muffin says, "Really? I'm in here for murder."
The other muffin does the amazed whistling noise. "That's pretty bad."
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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:26 pm

Muffins are amazing
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:19 pm

Duh. You can have so many jokes with muffins in them.

Why was the muffin happy then sad?
Cause it was all flour and fun until someone gets killed.
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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:20 pm

Lol. Indeed.
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:22 pm

Oh! Another one.

How is the quality of a muffin measured?

By carrots.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:29 pm

why did the muffin eat the chicken?
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:31 pm

Cuz it was a pickle, right?
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:32 pm

and it was hungry
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:36 pm

Woah. Plot twist.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:37 pm

and thirsty
and tired
and running
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:38 pm

Surprised face o.o
And the actual surprised, not the bad kind.
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Post  Connor Frid on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:38 pm

Tired Thirsty Hungry Pickles are Tired, Thirsty and Hungry
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:39 pm

You forgot evil. The pickle was obviously evil.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:40 pm

yea.
an evil pickle ate ur family
cuz it was hungry
and it was thirsty
and it was tired
and it was running
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:42 pm

The real song goes:

An evil pickle killed your famileeeeeehhhhhh.
An evil pickle killed your friends 'n' 'cquaintances.
An evil pickle killed some people you don't know.
And that's about it.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:43 pm

my song was satish's version aka the ridin' dirty version
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:45 pm

I know. I was there in grade 6. So was Connor.
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:47 pm

NO U WEREN'T
U WERE ONLY PART OF MY IMAGINATION.
CAPS LOCK FTW
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:47 pm

actually, Scroll lock and number lock ftw...
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Post  Mesos :D on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:50 pm

HOW BOUT CAPS LOCK FOR WHISPERING

HEY GUYS IM WHISPERING TO MY FRIEND OVER HERE
DONT NOTICE ME
IM ONLY WHISPERING

*WHISPER*WHISPER*WHISPER*
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Post  Me101 on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:51 pm

...somehow, I'm getting the vibe that you are, in fact, not whispering to me.
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